My Bliggidy Blog

Ok this is my first Friendster blog. I have decided to blog (although I resisted for a long time) due to the fact that I am living in some alternate universe where the weirdest shit only happens to me. But first I will tell you a lame story about last night. Later I will fill you in on such details that make my life weird. Last night I was having a housewarming party. The heater went out in the morning. I had some guy (who of course doesn’t speak English) come "fix" it. It was blowing cold air when he was finished and I told him this. He said "Ok fixed byebye" and left. NO! NOT fixed! Get back here!! So I called back. But alas, it is too late to fix it tonight. They will call you back tomorrow. So my party guests froze their asses off in my "great fucking house." And low and behold do I receive a call today to come fix my heater? NO of course not. So I called again. And again. And again. Now I have about 47 work orders to come fix the same damn furnace. But you will have to wait until tomorrow. Well let me tell you something sister. Tomorrow is Monday. I WORK on Mondays. And I will continue to work until Thanksgiving so when the HELL are you going to send someone out to my house to fix the fucking heat?! I have family coming for Thanksgiving and they are going to be none too happy to freeze their asses off. Not to mention me! I have gained 6 pounds just trying to stay warm! (yes of course this is a valid excuse, fuck off) So there it is. I will have to remember to install such favorites as digging up the dead dog; getting arrested for someone else’s fuck-up; the pigeon shit in Paris; the cop with his car for sale; the water episode; hmmm I’m sure there’s more. I will try to remember. Oh yeah, speaking of memory, NONE of this involves drugs or alcohol. Funny how that is. Maybe I should start and my life would turn out normal. Hmmm…